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Doctor prescribed me a cat. Side effects include purring.

Doctor prescribed me a cat. Side effects include purring.

A book cover with a mint green background featuring the title 'We'll prescribe you a cat' by Syou Ishida. The cover displays various illustrated cats in different poses and colors (black, orange, white, tabby) alongside a large orange paint bucket or container, creating a whimsical, slightly surreal...

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Torturing Nurse meets jaw surgery: the event lineup nobody asked for

Torturing Nurse meets jaw surgery: the event lineup nobody asked for

A black and white concert/event poster with heavy metal aesthetic featuring a grotesque parasitic creature/blob artwork at the bottom. The poster advertises a 'Metro Manila Incident Report' show dated April 30, 2026, with a surreal lineup of band names mixing Japanese, Filipino, and English text. Th...

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Motherwell man speedruns every crime before Boxing Day

A screenshot of a news headline displayed over an image of 'The War Office' pub in what appears to be a UK town. The headline describes an absurdly specific and chaotic incident involving a topless man, flip flops, weapons, and drug use during the Christmas period. The juxtaposition of the mundane p...

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Motherwell man speedruns every crime before Boxing Day