Doctors HATE this one weird trick: not saying the quiet part loud

Someone saw a punching bag, had a juvenile thought, then dressed it up in faux-medical language like that makes it journalism. The result is the exact energy of a 14-year-old discovering double entendres and immediately assuming they've uncovered something profound. It's lazy, it's cringey, and it's the kind of content that makes you wonder if anyone involved has ever actually talked to a human before publishing.