Fake movie poster with reviews that escalate from crude to genuinely unhinged

A fake movie poster for a satirical film called 'MELANIA' with a subtitle 'Twenty Days to History,' featuring a black and white image of a woman in business attire. Below are brutally harsh and absurdist fake reviews from major publications and critics, containing inflammatory language, crude humor, and increasingly unhinged comparisons. Extracted text: THE REVIEWS ARE IN! A NEW FILM MELANIA TWENTY DAYS TO HISTORY EXCLUSIVELY IN THEATERS JANUARY 30 "If syphilis were a movie!" - Indiewire "I can't understand a f*cking thing she says!" - Variety "Should be considered a war crime!" - Hollywood Reporter "Like being taken hostage by the Taliban!" - NY Times "Watching Melania's journey from Slovenian prostitute to First Lady is like walking barefoot in a field of Lego while you have explosive diarrhea!" - RogerEbert.com "If Epstein really did kill himself, watching this film may have been why!" - Screen