FBI director's children's book about himself as wizard tier slop

THE INTERNET JUST DISCOVERED KASH PATEL WROTE A CHILDREN’S BOOK ABOUT “KING DONALD” — AND PEOPLE CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL "My name is Kash Patel, and I have written the first ever children's Russiagate book." Yes really. The FBI Director authored a children’s book trilogy called The Plot Against the King — complete with its own commercial and theme song. The storyline? A heroic “King Donald.” A wizard named “Kash.” Political villains inspired by real life figures. This isn’t a meme. This isn’t satire. This is the man running the FBI. Before leading federal law enforcement, he was publishing political fairy tales for children. "We triumph to put truth over evil and report the facts to the American public." Supporters say it’s creative storytelling. Critics say it reads like mythology turned into power. Would you want this book in your child’s school library?