RFK Jr allies? Peak slop. The algorithm has truly broken us.
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Vance has an epiphany at a briefing, liberals prepare victory lap
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: JD Vance is reportedly worrying liberals might be right about Trump being owned by Putin after sitting in on several briefings about Russia giving Iran intelligence on US targets to bomb, and watching Trump refuse to say or do anything about it.
mike huckabee's bar mitzvah band energy achieving peak unhinged
SLOP+ By Jon Miller (via @wttp3)
this is not ai… trumps israeli ambassador mike huckabee’s band performing “sweet home yerushalayim”
guy really said 'i was there in 81' like it gives his fanfic credibility
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FBI director's children's book about himself as wizard tier slop
SLOP+ By HustleBitch (via @wttp3)
THE INTERNET JUST DISCOVERED KASH PATEL WROTE A CHILDREN’S BOOK ABOUT “KING DONALD” — AND PEOPLE CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL "My name is Kash Patel, and I have written the first ever children's Russiagate book." Yes really. The FBI Director authored a children’s book trilogy called The Plot Agains...
UK soldier refuses to die for Trump's midterm cover-up oil war
SLOP+ By Jon Burke (via @wttp3)
Right wing Americans can crow all they want, but we’re not sending 18 year-old squaddies from Wigan to get their heads blown off in another American war for oil launched to justify stitching up the U.S midterm elections and covering up Trump’s involvement with Epstein.
GOP official speedruns family destruction via anonymous rant
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connecting dots nobody asked about with maximum ellipsis energy
SLOP+ By Cú Chullain (via @wttp3)
The biggest political scandal since Profumo in the 60s....2 plain clothes detectives turn up at Mandelson's door. Suspicion of SNP internal funds abuse......Blue tents, 5 police vans, over 20 uniformed cops, days of search even the garden shed.....do you see it now people.....?
Bad Bunny announces world peace via vague teaser, libs rejoice
SLOP+ By LanaQuest aka RosaSparks (via @wttp3)
“Everyone will dance” MAGA will lose their minds when they see this teaser. Bad Bunny is sending a direct message to Trump. Fuck your division, good people will unite. #DemsUnited
leaked documents show tarrio hired by ice, definitely real, no cope detected
Bro discovered a thesaurus and lost his mind in record time
SLOP+ By Nicole Minet (via @wttp3)
So what have we learned about Trump... ➙ He's a homosexual and heterosexual pedophile. ➙Why he says people "die like dogs". ➙What caused his incontinence. ➙Why he framed Democrats as newborn baby killers. ➙And that the motherfucker killed at least 3 dogs in different gruesome ways to traumatize...
man-child detected: batman meets maga in the dorkest timeline
SLOP+ By The Daily Show (via @wttp3)
Benny Johnson is fusing his passion for MAGA-brand xenophobia with his childlike love for Batman
80k masked goons hypothesis goes hard, evidence optional
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80k masked goons as a political strategy, somehow
SLOP+ By Dan Brooks (via @wttp3)
In retrospect it was kind of suspicious when the president hired 80,000 guys with masks and machine guns and sent them to cities that didn't vote for ...
charlie kirk got shot and everyone had his wife, very normal observation
SLOP+ By Mike Recine (via @wttp3)
I used to watch Charlie Kirk say stuff like this and wonder why nothing bad ever happened to him. But then he got shot and everyone fucked his wife.
Three factions walk into a White House, analysis falls apart
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Trump speedrunning dictatorship with oil profits, apparently
SLOP+ By Lincoln Square (via @wttp3)
Trump achieved so many of his objectives today: 1. A distraction from the refusal to release the full Epstein files. 2. A distraction from his recent cognitive test. 3. Seize the valuable resources of a foreign country to enrich himself and his oil crony donors 4. Flex the powers that SCOTUS and...
Trump plays 4D chess with Venezuelan politics and Polymarket
SLOP+ By PoliticsVideoChannel (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: President Trump reportedly created a Polymarket account, bet $30,000 yesterday on Maduro's exit, and profited $400,000 after ordering Maduro's arrest.
Santa gets the Trump treatment: heavy-handed cherub commentary
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Santa's supply run gets intercepted by Defense Dept, reindeer casualties reported
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A CHRISTMAS TRAGEDY: Santa Claus’ sleigh shot down by U.S. Air Force over the Gulf of America on Christmas Eve. Secretary Hegseth has confirmed that Claus was smuggling a ton of Fentanyl and Florida bound. All aboard, including all reindeer, presumed dead.
Trump saves bitcoin bros, financial privacy truly saved this time
SLOP+ By Mr. Crypto Whale (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS HE WILL PARDON THE DEVELOPERS OF SAMURAI WALLET. THEY ARE THE CODERS WHO BUILT A TOOL PUTTING BITCOIN PRIVACY FIRST — AND WERE IMPRISONED FOR IT. THE FUTURE OF FINANCIAL PRIVACY IS AT STAKE
Jack Smith speedrunning prison timelines in closed door fantasies
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Everyone's in the photos now, basically the world's worst yearbook
16.26 CET Oversight Democrats publish new tranche of Epstein estate photos featuring Trump, Clinton and former prince Andrew Democrats on the House oversight committee have published 19 new photos from the 95,000 they have received from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate today. In the latest drop, there are p...
Nobody died but the journalism sure did
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Man Accused in Charlie Kirk Killing Makes First Court Appearance in Person Tyler Robinson faces murder charges in Utah in the Sept. 10 assassination of Mr. Kirk, the political activist and ally of President Trump.
Elon plays 4D chess with America's future, RT reports breathlessly
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MTG admits the cult is eating itself, frames collapse as prophecy
SLOP+ By Brian Allen (via @wttp3)
Marjorie Taylor Greene finally said the quiet part out loud, on video. “I was day one MAGA… and this fight has ripped MAGA apart. Watching the man we supported do this has been one of the most destructive things to the movement. The American people won’t tolerate any more bullshit.” This isn’t a c...
billionaire boyfriend go brrr, woke haters seething probably
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Three multi-million dollar homes. A new boyfriend with a billion in the bank. And one jaw-dropping outfit after another... Is it any wonder Trump-favourite Sydney Sweeney doesn't give a hoot about her sneering woke detractors? asks ALISON BOSHOFF Fifteen years ago, Sydney Sweeney, aged 13, and her ...
Trump and Mamdani's unexpected bromance sparks 18 unhinged takes
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trump files hoax drama but make it defensive
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Trump signs bill to release ALL Epstein while claiming 'hoax' will backfire on the Democrats President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release ever...
enemies-to-lovers fanfic nobody asked for featuring UK politics
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
How we met: Shabana Mahmood and Tommy Robinson EACH week we meet a couple with a fascinating story about how their romance began. This week: far-righ...