George Washington erasure meets unhinged presidential fan fiction
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RFK Jr allies? Peak slop. The algorithm has truly broken us.
A fake news post featuring two performers on stage - one in a white tank top with sunglasses singing into a microphone, the other in blue wearing sunglasses and a head covering. The headline claims RFK Jr. allies M.I.A. and Diplo reunited to perform 'Paper Planes' at Coachella, their first collabora...
Vance has an epiphany at a briefing, liberals prepare victory lap
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: JD Vance is reportedly worrying liberals might be right about Trump being owned by Putin after sitting in on several briefings about Russia giving Iran intelligence on US targets to bomb, and watching Trump refuse to say or do anything about it.
mike huckabee's bar mitzvah band energy achieving peak unhinged
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guy really said 'i was there in 81' like it gives his fanfic credibility
SLOP+ By Rick (via @wttp3)
When I sat in the hollowed seats of the United Nations in July of 1981 as a 21 year old, never did I ever envision that 45 years later, the US First Lady, an ex call girl who was friends and former bed mate with the head of the biggest child sex trafficking ring in US history, would be sitting in th...
FBI director's children's book about himself as wizard tier slop
SLOP+ By HustleBitch (via @wttp3)
THE INTERNET JUST DISCOVERED KASH PATEL WROTE A CHILDREN’S BOOK ABOUT “KING DONALD” — AND PEOPLE CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL "My name is Kash Patel, and I have written the first ever children's Russiagate book." Yes really. The FBI Director authored a children’s book trilogy called The Plot Agains...
UK soldier refuses to die for Trump's midterm cover-up oil war
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GOP official speedruns family destruction via anonymous rant
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: A top GOP official says, "It looks like we f*cked ourselves helping Trump cover up the Epstein Files. My kids won't talk to me, my wife wants a divorce, and my legacy will forever include looking the other way as cannibal pedophiles ratf*cked our entire government."
connecting dots nobody asked about with maximum ellipsis energy
SLOP+ By Cú Chullain (via @wttp3)
The biggest political scandal since Profumo in the 60s....2 plain clothes detectives turn up at Mandelson's door. Suspicion of SNP internal funds abuse......Blue tents, 5 police vans, over 20 uniformed cops, days of search even the garden shed.....do you see it now people.....?
Bad Bunny announces world peace via vague teaser, libs rejoice
LanaQuest aka RosaSparks (via @wttp3)•
leaked documents show tarrio hired by ice, definitely real, no cope detected
BREAKING: Newly leaked ICE documents show that Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys white nationalist militia who attacked the Capitol on January 6th, is now an ICE OFFICER! After the shooting of Renee Good, an anonymous whistleblower from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) allegedly ...
Bro discovered a thesaurus and lost his mind in record time
SLOP+ By Nicole Minet (via @wttp3)
So what have we learned about Trump... ➙ He's a homosexual and heterosexual pedophile. ➙Why he says people "die like dogs". ➙What caused his incontinence. ➙Why he framed Democrats as newborn baby killers. ➙And that the motherfucker killed at least 3 dogs in different gruesome ways to traumatize...
man-child detected: batman meets maga in the dorkest timeline
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80k masked goons hypothesis goes hard, evidence optional
SLOP+ By Dan Brooks (via @wttp3)
In retrospect it was kind of suspicious when the president hired 80,000 guys with masks and machine guns and sent them to cities that didn't vote for him.
80k masked goons as a political strategy, somehow
SLOP+ By Dan Brooks (via @wttp3)
In retrospect it was kind of suspicious when the president hired 80,000 guys with masks and machine guns and sent them to cities that didn't vote for ...
charlie kirk got shot and everyone had his wife, very normal observation
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Three factions walk into a White House, analysis falls apart
SLOP+ By Woofers (via @wttp3)
There are three main factions exerting power in the White House: •Rubio’s faction, who are more “traditional Republicans” •Vance’s faction, who are ardent isolationists •Miller’s faction, who are fascist imperialists Note that this is extremely simplistic.
Trump speedrunning dictatorship with oil profits, apparently
SLOP+ By Lincoln Square (via @wttp3)
Trump achieved so many of his objectives today: 1. A distraction from the refusal to release the full Epstein files. 2. A distraction from his recent cognitive test. 3. Seize the valuable resources of a foreign country to enrich himself and his oil crony donors 4. Flex the powers that SCOTUS and...
Trump plays 4D chess with Venezuelan politics and Polymarket
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Santa gets the Trump treatment: heavy-handed cherub commentary
SLOP+ By ⁿᵉʷˢ Barron Trump (via @wttp3)
LMFAO. BEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. CHILD: Will Santa get mad if we don’t leave him cookies? TRUMP: He won’t get mad. He’ll be VERY disappointed. Santa is on the cherubic side. You know what cherubic means? On the heavy side. Santa would like some cookies. You’re gonna leave some cookies, right? CHILD...
Santa's supply run gets intercepted by Defense Dept, reindeer casualties reported
SLOP+ By 𝓓𝖗. 𝓥𝖔𝕏 𝓞𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖎 ᴹᴰ (via @wttp3)
A CHRISTMAS TRAGEDY: Santa Claus’ sleigh shot down by U.S. Air Force over the Gulf of America on Christmas Eve. Secretary Hegseth has confirmed that Claus was smuggling a ton of Fentanyl and Florida bound. All aboard, including all reindeer, presumed dead.
Trump saves bitcoin bros, financial privacy truly saved this time
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Jack Smith speedrunning prison timelines in closed door fantasies
SLOP+ By Suzie rizzio (via @wttp3)
Former special council Jack Smith told lawmakers in a closed door hearing that he had more than enough evidence to convict Trump and send him to prison and if asked to he will after Trump’s no longer in office! Whoever called him into this hearing shouldn’t have!
Everyone's in the photos now, basically the world's worst yearbook
16.26 CET Oversight Democrats publish new tranche of Epstein estate photos featuring Trump, Clinton and former prince Andrew Democrats on the House oversight committee have published 19 new photos from the 95,000 they have received from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate today. In the latest drop, there are p...
Nobody died but the journalism sure did
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Elon plays 4D chess with America's future, RT reports breathlessly
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Musk makes prediction for next 12 years of US leadership Tech mogul Elon Musk has reportedly said Vice President J.D. Vance will follow Donald Trump in the White HouseRead Full Article at RT.com
MTG admits the cult is eating itself, frames collapse as prophecy
SLOP+ By Brian Allen (via @wttp3)
Marjorie Taylor Greene finally said the quiet part out loud, on video. “I was day one MAGA… and this fight has ripped MAGA apart. Watching the man we supported do this has been one of the most destructive things to the movement. The American people won’t tolerate any more bullshit.” This isn’t a c...
billionaire boyfriend go brrr, woke haters seething probably
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Trump and Mamdani's unexpected bromance sparks 18 unhinged takes
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Zohran Mamdani called Trump a fascist in the Oval Office, with Trump’s permission – 18 priceless responses to the president’s love-in People expected fireworks from the first meeting between Donald Trump and the mayor-elect of New York City Zohran Mamdani. Afterall, Mamdani blasted Trump all throug...
trump files hoax drama but make it defensive
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Trump signs bill to release ALL Epstein while claiming 'hoax' will backfire on the Democrats President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release ever...
enemies-to-lovers fanfic nobody asked for featuring UK politics
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
How we met: Shabana Mahmood and Tommy Robinson EACH week we meet a couple with a fascinating story about how their romance began. This week: far-righ...