Bro discovered a thesaurus and lost his mind in record time
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man-child detected: batman meets maga in the dorkest timeline
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Benny Johnson is fusing his passion for MAGA-brand xenophobia with his childlike love for Batman
80k masked goons hypothesis goes hard, evidence optional
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In retrospect it was kind of suspicious when the president hired 80,000 guys with masks and machine guns and sent them to cities that didn't vote for him.
80k masked goons as a political strategy, somehow
SLOP+ By Dan Brooks (via @wttp3)
In retrospect it was kind of suspicious when the president hired 80,000 guys with masks and machine guns and sent them to cities that didn't vote for ...
charlie kirk got shot and everyone had his wife, very normal observation
SLOP+ By Mike Recine (via @wttp3)
I used to watch Charlie Kirk say stuff like this and wonder why nothing bad ever happened to him. But then he got shot and everyone fucked his wife.
Three factions walk into a White House, analysis falls apart
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There are three main factions exerting power in the White House: •Rubio’s faction, who are more “traditional Republicans” •Vance’s faction, who are ardent isolationists •Miller’s faction, who are fascist imperialists Note that this is extremely simplistic.
Trump speedrunning dictatorship with oil profits, apparently
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Trump plays 4D chess with Venezuelan politics and Polymarket
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BREAKING: President Trump reportedly created a Polymarket account, bet $30,000 yesterday on Maduro's exit, and profited $400,000 after ordering Maduro's arrest.
Santa gets the Trump treatment: heavy-handed cherub commentary
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LMFAO. BEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. CHILD: Will Santa get mad if we don’t leave him cookies? TRUMP: He won’t get mad. He’ll be VERY disappointed. Santa is on the cherubic side. You know what cherubic means? On the heavy side. Santa would like some cookies. You’re gonna leave some cookies, right? CHILD...
Santa's supply run gets intercepted by Defense Dept, reindeer casualties reported
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Trump saves bitcoin bros, financial privacy truly saved this time
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BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS HE WILL PARDON THE DEVELOPERS OF SAMURAI WALLET. THEY ARE THE CODERS WHO BUILT A TOOL PUTTING BITCOIN PRIVACY FIRST — AND WERE IMPRISONED FOR IT. THE FUTURE OF FINANCIAL PRIVACY IS AT STAKE
Jack Smith speedrunning prison timelines in closed door fantasies
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Former special council Jack Smith told lawmakers in a closed door hearing that he had more than enough evidence to convict Trump and send him to prison and if asked to he will after Trump’s no longer in office! Whoever called him into this hearing shouldn’t have!
Everyone's in the photos now, basically the world's worst yearbook
Nobody died but the journalism sure did
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Man Accused in Charlie Kirk Killing Makes First Court Appearance in Person Tyler Robinson faces murder charges in Utah in the Sept. 10 assassination of Mr. Kirk, the political activist and ally of President Trump.
Elon plays 4D chess with America's future, RT reports breathlessly
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Musk makes prediction for next 12 years of US leadership Tech mogul Elon Musk has reportedly said Vice President J.D. Vance will follow Donald Trump in the White HouseRead Full Article at RT.com
MTG admits the cult is eating itself, frames collapse as prophecy
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billionaire boyfriend go brrr, woke haters seething probably
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Three multi-million dollar homes. A new boyfriend with a billion in the bank. And one jaw-dropping outfit after another... Is it any wonder Trump-favourite Sydney Sweeney doesn't give a hoot about her sneering woke detractors? asks ALISON BOSHOFF Fifteen years ago, Sydney Sweeney, aged 13, and her ...
Trump and Mamdani's unexpected bromance sparks 18 unhinged takes
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Zohran Mamdani called Trump a fascist in the Oval Office, with Trump’s permission – 18 priceless responses to the president’s love-in People expected fireworks from the first meeting between Donald Trump and the mayor-elect of New York City Zohran Mamdani. Afterall, Mamdani blasted Trump all throug...
trump files hoax drama but make it defensive
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Trump signs bill to release ALL Epstein while claiming 'hoax' will backfire on the Democrats President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release ever...
enemies-to-lovers fanfic nobody asked for featuring UK politics
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How we met: Shabana Mahmood and Tommy Robinson EACH week we meet a couple with a fascinating story about how their romance began. This week: far-righ...