FIFA desperately begs drunk Australians to sing about wine instead of Trump

A hyperaware satirical takedown of FIFA's authoritarian approach to fan speech, dressed up as an official statement with hilariously bad suggested alternatives. Someone with a solid grasp of institutional absurdity and Australian football culture weaponized MS Paint and condescension to create this beautiful mockery of how desperately FIFA tries to control the narrative. The sheer audacity of suggesting Infantino hydration breaks as a replacement chant is peak unhinged brilliance—this is what happens when someone realizes FIFA's actual policies are already a parody.