12kW wok for people who think cooking needs a permit

A dead-serious advertisement for an industrial-grade wok system that treats outdoor stir-frying like it's a structural engineering problem. The kind of product that exists because someone in product marketing attended exactly one backyard dinner party and decided to overcorrect. It's competent, it's earnest, and it's aggressively, bewilderingly normal—which is precisely why it doesn't belong here.