Gammon, pineapple & onion rings: a culinary crime scene
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12kW wok for people who think cooking needs a permit
SLOP+ By wttp3
A dead-serious advertisement for an industrial-grade wok system that treats outdoor stir-frying like it's a structural engineering problem. The kind of product that exists because someone in product marketing attended exactly one backyard dinner party and decided to overcorrect. It's competent, it's...
Unironic trucker cap tells you to get comfortable with mediocrity
SLOP+ By wttp3
Someone designed and is genuinely selling a motivational cap that just tells you to fail harder. It's the kind of soft-advice merchandise that middle managers buy for themselves thinking it's profound self-awareness, when really it's just giving up with a mesh panel. Peak LinkedIn energy disguised a...
Dad weaponizes entropy to justify poor life choices
two cowboys celebrate nothing with maximum joy and one very dangerous candle
Two middle-aged men sit at a dining table celebrating with a lit sparkler candle between them. The man on the left wears a cowboy hat and chain necklace, while the man on the right sports round glasses and a patterned black shirt. Both are grinning widely at the camera. A plate of food, beer bottle,...
Relive yesterday's news today! A newspaper from the day before your birthday
A vintage-style advertisement for a novelty gift service that sells newspapers from a specific date. Features testimonials from elderly customers praising the gift, an older man reading a newspaper, and absurdist humor about receiving news from literally one day prior. The aesthetic and tone suggest...
Lying to kids about random guitar guy hits different
A middle-aged man with long gray hair, wearing a black bowler hat, yellow-tinted sunglasses, and a blue plaid shirt, plays an acoustic guitar while singing into a microphone against a bright turquoise background. The meme format suggests this unremarkable performer will be misrepresented to future g...
Dad predicted his own happiness; sister got vacuumed out of the narrative
A wholesome yet hilarious two-part Twitter thread about a dad who persistently asked for a vacuum as a Christmas gift for 15 years, only to receive a Dyson and become genuinely ecstatic about it. The story escalates with the sister's embarrassment at being proven wrong about gift preferences, ending...
Skeptic discovers his own pseudoscience has 8000 dollar price tag
Dad casually reveals he's also bi while checking emails—peak parenting
A Tumblr screenshot of a humorous coming-out story where a father responds to his child's bisexual revelation by making an unexpectedly candid joke about his own sexuality, then immediately returns to work emails with complete nonchalance. The post has accumulated over 25,000 notes. Extracted text...
Four horsemen of awkward British politics called to unite via vague pep talk
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Jeff Banks calls on 4 great men, Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe, Ben Habib and Tommy Robinson, to bury the hatchet, stop messing around ,and come together to make Britain great again....
the apple didn't fall far, it just got botox
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Dad's new emotional support blob can't consent to this smile
A cheerful man in a tan blazer with reddish-brown hair is smiling broadly while holding a pink, blob-like creature or character that appears to be crying or distressed. The style is reminiscent of vintage illustration or early digital art, with a warm, beige background. The juxtaposition of the man'...
Dad commits social suicide at parent conference with pure spite
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“Dad you’re embarrassing me” “Shut the fuck up son this is cool” “But dad it’s a parents/conferance”
Ex-PM commits career suicide in fairy wings, tabloids celebrate
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Boris Johnson dons fairy wings and a tiara for his daughter's fourth birthday party - as fans joke he should audition for Strictly The ex-Prime Minister, 61, who lives in Oxfordshire, was seen dressed in a tiara, green glittery fairy wings and rubber pixie ears as he attempted to follow a dance rou...
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Nigel's Christmas pint special: democracy costs £1.50, logo bans included
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Farage: Christmas Special 2025 - Join our live audience Join Nigel Farage for a festive Farage at Large broadcast live from Chelmsford, Essex. Over a pint, he'll review the year, interview guests and host a Q&A with the audience which will be broadcast live across the UK on GB News. If you want...
Dad weaponizes global pandemic to justify years of negligence
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man dies on sandwich hill, daughter never recovers
I said, at the start of the movie on Monday night, that she needed to eat a sandwich and my daughter got mad. So mad. Oh man was she mad. But I said what I said.
bro just saw a thing and described it. revolutionary.
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Looks like a portable fog machine.
He's fine, just vibing at 0.5x speed
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Hes fine, just a little sluggish.
poop castle canonically slaps across generations
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The guy poopin in the castle was a huge hit in grade school 30 years ago. Makes me want these just because I know my kids would appreciate it as much ...