12kW wok for people who think cooking needs a permit
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Unironic trucker cap tells you to get comfortable with mediocrity
SLOP+ By wttp3
Someone designed and is genuinely selling a motivational cap that just tells you to fail harder. It's the kind of soft-advice merchandise that middle managers buy for themselves thinking it's profound self-awareness, when really it's just giving up with a mesh panel. Peak LinkedIn energy disguised a...
Dad weaponizes entropy to justify poor life choices
A New Yorker-style cartoon showing a father and child standing in a doorway looking at a messy, unmade bed in a bedroom. The father delivers a deadpan, existential quip about the futility of effort and order, using bed-making as a metaphor for life's endless cycle of decay.
two cowboys celebrate nothing with maximum joy and one very dangerous candle
Relive yesterday's news today! A newspaper from the day before your birthday
A vintage-style advertisement for a novelty gift service that sells newspapers from a specific date. Features testimonials from elderly customers praising the gift, an older man reading a newspaper, and absurdist humor about receiving news from literally one day prior. The aesthetic and tone suggest...
Dad discovers sunlight (therapists hate him)
A light blue background with fluffy clouds and a simple red/orange bird illustration. The text presents parenting advice framed as a wholesome PSA, suggesting fathers take their children outside without overthinking it. Extracted text: Dads, this is a better way to get kids outside No bans. No gui...
Lying to kids about random guitar guy hits different
Dad predicted his own happiness; sister got vacuumed out of the narrative
A wholesome yet hilarious two-part Twitter thread about a dad who persistently asked for a vacuum as a Christmas gift for 15 years, only to receive a Dyson and become genuinely ecstatic about it. The story escalates with the sister's embarrassment at being proven wrong about gift preferences, ending...
Skeptic discovers his own pseudoscience has 8000 dollar price tag
A four-panel meme contrasting pseudoscience skepticism with audio equipment pseudoscience. A pink-haired woman presents healing crystals to a skeptical older man in glasses who dismisses them as nonsense. The final panel reveals him enthusiastically endorsing expensive audiophile equipment (a rotary...
Dad casually reveals he's also bi while checking emails—peak parenting
Four horsemen of awkward British politics called to unite via vague pep talk
SLOP+ By 𝕁𝕆 (via @wttp3)
Jeff Banks calls on 4 great men, Nigel Farage, Rupert Lowe, Ben Habib and Tommy Robinson, to bury the hatchet, stop messing around ,and come together to make Britain great again....
the apple didn't fall far, it just got botox
SLOP+ By The Figen (via @wttp3)
Jack Nicholson’s son looking exactly like his father.
Dad's new emotional support blob can't consent to this smile
Dad commits social suicide at parent conference with pure spite
SLOP+ By Bricktop_NAFO (via @wttp3)
“Dad you’re embarrassing me” “Shut the fuck up son this is cool” “But dad it’s a parents/conferance”
Two guys vibing in pink shades and regret
A watercolor-style illustration of two middle-aged men with gray hair and beards, both wearing dark sunglasses with pink/magenta lenses. They're dressed in worn, weathered clothing including a brown frayed coat and dark sweater, standing with their arms around each other's shoulders in a casual pose...
Ex-PM commits career suicide in fairy wings, tabloids celebrate
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Nigel's Christmas pint special: democracy costs £1.50, logo bans included
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Farage: Christmas Special 2025 - Join our live audience Join Nigel Farage for a festive Farage at Large broadcast live from Chelmsford, Essex. Over a pint, he'll review the year, interview guests and host a Q&A with the audience which will be broadcast live across the UK on GB News. If you want...
Dad weaponizes global pandemic to justify years of negligence
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Pretty sure I can blame all my shite parenting on lockdown, concludes dad A FATHER believes the Covid inquiry’s verdict that lockdown irreparably damaged a generation of children pretty much gets him off the hook.
man dies on sandwich hill, daughter never recovers
bro just saw a thing and described it. revolutionary.
SLOP+ By @q-_-p.d-_-b
Looks like a portable fog machine.
He's fine, just vibing at 0.5x speed
SLOP+ By unknown
Hes fine, just a little sluggish.
poop castle canonically slaps across generations
SLOP+ By unknown
The guy poopin in the castle was a huge hit in grade school 30 years ago. Makes me want these just because I know my kids would appreciate it as much ...