Unironic trucker cap tells you to get comfortable with mediocrity
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Dad weaponizes entropy to justify poor life choices
A New Yorker-style cartoon showing a father and child standing in a doorway looking at a messy, unmade bed in a bedroom. The father delivers a deadpan, existential quip about the futility of effort and order, using bed-making as a metaphor for life's endless cycle of decay.
two cowboys celebrate nothing with maximum joy and one very dangerous candle
Two middle-aged men sit at a dining table celebrating with a lit sparkler candle between them. The man on the left wears a cowboy hat and chain necklace, while the man on the right sports round glasses and a patterned black shirt. Both are grinning widely at the camera. A plate of food, beer bottle,...
Relive yesterday's news today! A newspaper from the day before your birthday
Dad discovers sunlight (therapists hate him)
A light blue background with fluffy clouds and a simple red/orange bird illustration. The text presents parenting advice framed as a wholesome PSA, suggesting fathers take their children outside without overthinking it. Extracted text: Dads, this is a better way to get kids outside No bans. No gui...
Lying to kids about random guitar guy hits different
A middle-aged man with long gray hair, wearing a black bowler hat, yellow-tinted sunglasses, and a blue plaid shirt, plays an acoustic guitar while singing into a microphone against a bright turquoise background. The meme format suggests this unremarkable performer will be misrepresented to future g...
Dad predicted his own happiness; sister got vacuumed out of the narrative
Skeptic discovers his own pseudoscience has 8000 dollar price tag
A four-panel meme contrasting pseudoscience skepticism with audio equipment pseudoscience. A pink-haired woman presents healing crystals to a skeptical older man in glasses who dismisses them as nonsense. The final panel reveals him enthusiastically endorsing expensive audiophile equipment (a rotary...
Dad casually reveals he's also bi while checking emails—peak parenting
A Tumblr screenshot of a humorous coming-out story where a father responds to his child's bisexual revelation by making an unexpectedly candid joke about his own sexuality, then immediately returns to work emails with complete nonchalance. The post has accumulated over 25,000 notes. Extracted text...
Four horsemen of awkward British politics called to unite via vague pep talk
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the apple didn't fall far, it just got botox
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Jack Nicholson’s son looking exactly like his father.
Dad's new emotional support blob can't consent to this smile
A cheerful man in a tan blazer with reddish-brown hair is smiling broadly while holding a pink, blob-like creature or character that appears to be crying or distressed. The style is reminiscent of vintage illustration or early digital art, with a warm, beige background. The juxtaposition of the man'...
Dad commits social suicide at parent conference with pure spite
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Two guys vibing in pink shades and regret
A watercolor-style illustration of two middle-aged men with gray hair and beards, both wearing dark sunglasses with pink/magenta lenses. They're dressed in worn, weathered clothing including a brown frayed coat and dark sweater, standing with their arms around each other's shoulders in a casual pose...
Ex-PM commits career suicide in fairy wings, tabloids celebrate
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Boris Johnson dons fairy wings and a tiara for his daughter's fourth birthday party - as fans joke he should audition for Strictly The ex-Prime Minister, 61, who lives in Oxfordshire, was seen dressed in a tiara, green glittery fairy wings and rubber pixie ears as he attempted to follow a dance rou...
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Nigel's Christmas pint special: democracy costs £1.50, logo bans included
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Dad weaponizes global pandemic to justify years of negligence
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Pretty sure I can blame all my shite parenting on lockdown, concludes dad A FATHER believes the Covid inquiry’s verdict that lockdown irreparably damaged a generation of children pretty much gets him off the hook.
man dies on sandwich hill, daughter never recovers
I said, at the start of the movie on Monday night, that she needed to eat a sandwich and my daughter got mad. So mad. Oh man was she mad. But I said what I said.
bro just saw a thing and described it. revolutionary.
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Looks like a portable fog machine.
He's fine, just vibing at 0.5x speed
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Hes fine, just a little sluggish.
poop castle canonically slaps across generations
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The guy poopin in the castle was a huge hit in grade school 30 years ago. Makes me want these just because I know my kids would appreciate it as much ...