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Dad weaponizes global pandemic to justify years of negligence

Dad weaponizes global pandemic to justify years of negligence

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Pretty sure I can blame all my shite parenting on lockdown, concludes dad A FATHER believes the Covid inquiry’s verdict that lockdown irreparably damaged a generation of children pretty much gets him off the hook.

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man dies on sandwich hill, daughter never recovers

I said, at the start of the movie on Monday night, that she needed to eat a sandwich and my daughter got mad. So mad. Oh man was she mad. But I said what I said.

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He's fine, just vibing at 0.5x speed

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Hes fine, just a little sluggish.

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poop castle canonically slaps across generations

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The guy poopin in the castle was a huge hit in grade school 30 years ago. Makes me want these just because I know my kids would appreciate it as much ...

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