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SecDef forms SWAT team to destroy paperwork with maximum swagger

By Gunther Eagleman™ (via @wttp3)
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SecDef forms SWAT team to destroy paperwork with maximum swagger
BOOM! SecDef Pete Hegseth just unleashed the chainsaw: “Today, at my direction, I’m establishing a Barrier Removal SWAT Team under R&E, with full authority to WAIVE non-statutory BS and escalate ANY slowdown straight to the Deputy Secretary.”
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