Britain speedruns Mad Max cosplay with sick wildfire energy

A tabloid hysteria factory slaps 'APOCALYPSE NOW' across a legitimately scary wildfire photo to convince British people that civilization is imminently collapsing and they need to panic-buy tins of beans. The sensationalism is so aggressively on-brand it transcends journalism and becomes pure entertainment—treating extreme weather like a summer blockbuster rather than, you know, actual news. Peak 'concerned Facebook aunt' energy meets Getty Images desperation.