
Woman speedruns Costco fraud by becoming the warehouse's hottest bartender
A 32-year-old woman dressed as a fake Costco employee and spent an afternoon serving tequila shots from ketchup cups to unsuspecting shoppers under the guise of a "new customer experience initiative." She successfully convinced multiple people this was legitimate, eventually leading crowds to dance near mattress displays while she pitched "Bottomless Sample Fridays" to increasingly confused management. This is what happens when someone combines unhinged confidence, retail chaos, and absolutely zero regard for federal alcohol laws.