LinkedIn hypothetically adds report button, immediately regrets it

A vaporwave-slathered take on LinkedIn's imaginary AI slop reporting feature, complete with glowing hands and ominous red button imagery that screams early-2010s meme energy. Someone at Futurism saw the discourse around AI-generated content flooding professional networks and thought the bit would be a hyperventilating button meme. It's the perfect storm of LinkedIn exhaustion meets AI discourse fatigue meets graphic design that tries way too hard to be retro-ironic. The real slop is always the LinkedIn professional hellscape we enabled along the way.