Peak unhinged energy meets formal occasion, absolutely foul

A meme featuring what appears to be a formal royal or official event with a uniformed official bending down to interact with a young child on a red carpet. The text overlay contains crude and inappropriate commentary paired with the innocent formal setting, creating deliberate juxtaposition for shock humor. Extracted text: Love midgets. Great tits too. Don't tell Camilla. Room 305...knock twice.