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Jack Dorsey's interdimensional midget cocaine parties, brought to you by DMT

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Two Twitter posts featuring absurd, unverified claims: the first alleges outrageous party behavior by Jack Dorsey involving explicit drug use and exploitative activities; the second discusses DMT hallucinations and shared entity sightings in a pseudo-philosophical way. Both posts present themselves as insider knowledge or genuine phenomenon explanation. Extracted text: hole woman @holewomanlovex · 21h Former Block employee here. Jack Dorsey use to throw monthly parties involving midgets and cocaine. He called these parties: Snow White & the Seven Dwarves. Every month he would buy tons and tons of cocaine and pay midgets to wrestle each other on the cocaine. We would use our bonuses to bet on our favorite midget. I'm going to miss working at Block. Paul Brown @0xQuasark · 16h DMT is so weird. We really have no clue why we see certain entities and others don't. Like, take Shane Mauss. He saw the same purple dancing gypsy woman & even thinks he was dating her?! But even weirder...his friend saw her too??? How do we explain this?
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