verified user discovers data centers, decides they're government mind control

A verified user with apparent credibility decides that investment in the infrastructure powering modern internet is actually a conspiracy to distract from climate change, as if nations can only focus on one problem at a time. The theatrical framing as a three-part thread suggests this person genuinely believes they're dropping hot takes rather than regurgitating conspiratorial nonsense wrapped in climate activism cosplay. It's the digital equivalent of someone yelling in a coffee shop about how Big Tech is hiding the real solutions, confidently wrong and performatively concerned.