Argentina supposedly legalizes robot CEOs, nobody asked for this timeline

Someone slapped together a fake news article about Argentina greenlighting AI-run corporations with maximum 2024 futurism energy—neon backgrounds, dramatic headlines, the works. This is what happens when someone gets anxious about AI policy and decides the internet needs their fever dream interpretation of regulatory overreach. Zero evidence, maximum vaporwave aesthetic, pure unhinged speculation dressed up as tech journalism.