Danish professor discovers actual WMD: PowerPoint + synergy

A LinkedIn post by a Danish psychology professor sarcastically comparing US military might to Denmark's 'secret weapon': bureaucratic working groups that produce elaborate plans but accomplish nothing. It's a witty roast of corporate jargon, governmental inefficiency, and the Trump administration's interest in Greenland, delivered with Nordic dry humor. Extracted text: Svend Brinkmann ✓ · 1st Professor of Psychology, Aalborg University 22h · ◎ It may well be that the United States is the world's superpower that wants to take over Greenland with the strongest army, the most powerful bombs and the biggest bully as president. But now they are up against the most dangerous weapon from the toolbox of the Danish Realm: the working group. Anyone who has sat in a working group as a public employee knows that here you can work process-oriented with the co-creation of innovative action plans, so that you facilitate the implementation of holistic solution models with lots of synergy effects and thus ensure that absolutely nothing happens. Thank you to Løkke and Motzfeldt for drawing our bureaucratic superweapons! We hear what you say, Donald Trump. And you don't stand a chance. Show original · Translation settings You and 5,903 others · 166 comments · 93 reposts