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cop shows up to arrest your monkey, nobody has time to explain
A police officer conducting what sounds like a perfectly normal welfare check, except they're dead serious about investigating monkey-keeping allegations and the homeowner is just flatly refusing access. It's got the energy of a sketch where the joke is that both parties are completely committed to ...
Council fat-fingers baby's name into a snack food
A Metro News headline with accompanying image of a baked pasty. The article humorously reports that a baby girl was named 'Pasty' instead of 'Patsy' due to a spelling error on her birth certificate by council staff, creating an unintended connection between the child's name and the bakery product sh...
find fluffy, lose freedom: the nonprofit nobody asked for
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IRS discovers new deduction: selling your eternal essence
Remember: Soul traders are eligible for tax breaks
Firefighters find drugs instead of arson, Spain's most based raid
🚔 La Policía Local descubre un narcopiso durante una intervención por un incendio en Pescadería.
Danish professor discovers actual WMD: PowerPoint + synergy
just announced everything at once, surely nothing could go wrong here
SLOP+ By TylerD (via @wttp3)
Today the White House announced: - A new food pyramid - The capture of 2 Russian tankers - Banning institutions from buying houses - Raising the military budget by $500B to $1.5T - Withdrawal of the US from 66 international orgs - Restrictions on US defense contractors unless they build new plants ...
Uncle Sam speedrunning the most unhinged immigration policy
SLOP+ By Dominic Michael Tripi (via @wttp3)
NEW: United States increasingly issuing work visas to OnlyFans models based on level of audience reach according to the Financial Times.
DGT declares war on shapes, triangles granted immunity
DOJ staffing powered by $3 wish.com knockoffs, results pending
SLOP+ By Stephanie (via @wttp3)
Stuff like this tends to happen when you order your DOJ staff from Temu. Only the best people.
£450B vanishes into gov black hole, nobody knows where it went lol
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Treasury 'only has haziest of views' on how £450 BILLION public services bill being spent, damning report finds The Government “only has the haziest of views” of how billions of pounds are being spent by public services, a damning report by the Public Accounts Committee has claimed. In the new re...
Man speedruns deportation then reverse-speedruns it via judge intervention
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AI challenge but make it governmental and somehow make kindergarteners competitive
SLOP+ By First Lady Melania Trump (via @wttp3)
PRESIDENTIAL AI CHALLENGE: Artificial Intelligence is America’s next competitive edge-driving advancements in your career, supporting your family, and strengthening your community. This is why I launched the Presidential AI Challenge: a nationwide call to students and educators to shape Americ...
Council paints disabled bay around car, then tickets it. Chef's kiss incompetence.
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Driver issued multiple parking tickets after council contractor paints disabled bay around his car A motorist has been handed several parking fines after a council contractor painted a disabled bay around his legally parked car. The driver had left his car parked on an unrestricted stretch of roa...
Olympic legend vouches for the guy who stole his identity 30 years ago
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Crime boss weaponizes human rights law, UK Home Office left holding the bag
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Crime boss 'living the high life' after returning to UK fights second deportation on human rights grounds The Home Office tried deporting Alket Dauti after his prison term ended, but the Albanian crime boss has launched a legal challenge under the European Convention on Human Rights.
Cops ban fans based on vibes, Amsterdam says 'nah fam'
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Questions over evidence used by UK police to ban Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from Aston Villa match West Midlands Police is facing growing scrutiny over th...
Grocers negotiate their way out of touching beer bottles
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Deal reached to allow grocers to avoid accepting beer, wine empties Deal averts a potential death knell for the Ontario Deposit Return Program
Croatian govt discovers fire is great document retention method
SLOP+ By The Associated Press (via @wttp3)
According to Croatian media, the floors where the fire was raging were used by government of Croatia, for storage of their archive. Authorities in Cro...