just announced everything at once, surely nothing could go wrong here
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Uncle Sam speedrunning the most unhinged immigration policy
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NEW: United States increasingly issuing work visas to OnlyFans models based on level of audience reach according to the Financial Times.
DGT declares war on shapes, triangles granted immunity
A meme featuring a Spanish traffic police officer (Guardia Civil de Tráfico) standing on a highway with an emergency vehicle in the background. The joke plays on the warning triangle (triángulo de emergencia) that Spanish drivers are required to carry, with absurdist humor suggesting triangles won't...
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£450B vanishes into gov black hole, nobody knows where it went lol
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Treasury 'only has haziest of views' on how £450 BILLION public services bill being spent, damning report finds The Government “only has the haziest of views” of how billions of pounds are being spent by public services, a damning report by the Public Accounts Committee has claimed. In the new re...
Man speedruns deportation then reverse-speedruns it via judge intervention
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Man freed from immigration detention centre on judge's orders as he fights to stay in US Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who became a flashpoint of the Trump administration's immigration crackdown earlier this year when he was wrongly deported to El Salvador, has been freed from an immigration detention faci...
AI challenge but make it governmental and somehow make kindergarteners competitive
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Council paints disabled bay around car, then tickets it. Chef's kiss incompetence.
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Driver issued multiple parking tickets after council contractor paints disabled bay around his car A motorist has been handed several parking fines after a council contractor painted a disabled bay around his legally parked car. The driver had left his car parked on an unrestricted stretch of roa...
Olympic legend vouches for the guy who stole his identity 30 years ago
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Olympic hero Sir Mo Farah backs migration bid of man whose identity he was given to come to the UK Sir Mo has written a letter supporting the 'real' Mohamed Farah's attempt to at last be reunited with his family after the mix-up left him abandoned in Africa over 30 years ago
Crime boss weaponizes human rights law, UK Home Office left holding the bag
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Cops ban fans based on vibes, Amsterdam says 'nah fam'
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Questions over evidence used by UK police to ban Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from Aston Villa match West Midlands Police is facing growing scrutiny over th...
Grocers negotiate their way out of touching beer bottles
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Deal reached to allow grocers to avoid accepting beer, wine empties Deal averts a potential death knell for the Ontario Deposit Return Program
Croatian govt discovers fire is great document retention method
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According to Croatian media, the floors where the fire was raging were used by government of Croatia, for storage of their archive. Authorities in Cro...