Cafe Oto date with 0% beer & Lithuanian thimbles: a love story

A Facebook screenshot from the 'socks_house_meeting' page showing a meme image of a person at what appears to be a music venue with yellow walls and a DJ setup. The text describes a hyper-specific, absurdist dating scenario combining London geography (Hackney, Cafe Oto), dating app culture (Hinge), avant-garde music pretension, and self-imposed behavioral constraints.