Equinox is the new Tinder: unhinged gym-pilling dating advice

A screenshot of a blog post or social media article from 'Guru Nandini Says' proposing that gym memberships (specifically Equinox) are superior to dating apps for meeting men. The author claims to have spotted numerous attractive, eligible men at the gym in one hour compared to months on dating apps, framing it as a practical dating strategy. Extracted text: GURU NANDINI SAYS Subscribe DATING DATA ROOM Dating apps are dead. Your husband is at Equinox. Assortative mating and why a $300/month gym membership might be your best dating investment DINI JAN 09, 2026 I went to Equinox at 7am today and saw more attractive, eligible men in one hour than I've seen in... honestly, months.