workplace sabotage allegations and cryptic drag queen wisdom via voice note

Two people doing that thing where they're pretending to have a casual conversation but are actually just airing out workplace drama in real time. Starts with someone denying they're obsessed, pivots to a drag queen reference that goes absolutely nowhere, and ends with one person getting completely caught in a lie about scheduling Lauren to work so she'd miss a date with Ollie. The accused goes from 'outrageous!' to basically admitting it in like three seconds. Vibe: caught red-handed but making it everyone else's problem Key topics: work scheduling drama, Lauren and Ollie's date, deflection via drag queen anecdotes, transparent gaslighting attempt Transcript: I am an open book. You asked her, you're the one who's obsessed. That's a slight exaggeration. Come on now, spill the tea, as an old drag queen pal of mine used to say. You've got a friend who's a drag queen? Gastric bland, pure evil. Okay, so Ava thinks that you made Lauren work the other night so she couldn't go out with Ollie. That is an outrageous suggestion. Yet scarily accurate.