Bear-y explicit: New party favor unlocked

A meme featuring a sad-looking bear resting on a log with an melancholic expression. The text describes an absurdist scenario involving bodily fluids and party behavior, creating intentionally crude and shocking humor through crude wordplay and double entendres. Extracted text: SOMETIMES, I CRUNCH UP MY JIZZ WHEN IT DRIES AND I BRING THE WHITE POWDER TO PARTIES AND WATCH PEOPLE SNORT MY COCK SAND