Wellness gadgets next to royal scandals: peak newspaper chaos energy

A front page of The Times newspaper from January 31, 2026, featuring major headlines about Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein alongside celebrity culture pieces about Halle Berry and wellness gadgets. The layout juxtaposes serious royal scandal allegations with lifestyle magazine content in jarring proximity. Extracted text: THE TIMES DAILY NEWSPAPER OF THE YEAR SATURDAY January 31 2026 | thetimes.com | No 74944 £4 (£2.50 to subscribers) Halle Berry 'I've had to deal with sexism and ageism' MAGAZINE I tested £6,000 worth of wellness gadgets Epstein invited to Palace Andrew 'asked paedophile to visit a month after release' Three million pages of files revealed Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and Ghislaine Maxwell at Royal Ascot in 2000. More files about their friend Jeffrey Epstein were released by the US authorities yesterday. Kate Mansey, Tom Ball, Josie Ensor Amy Willerton, Charlotte Gill INSIDE TODAY The most romantic places to stay Travel guide Oh, Nigel. It's wonderful My week* by Suella Braverman *According to Hugo Rifkind, page 34 How to stay focused Rules from the neuroscientist Weekend