Dead bodies meet diet tips: peak tabloid journalism energy
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One crime per sentence—efficiency meets moral bankruptcy
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BREAKING: A man who threw a boy off a balcony at the Tate Modern gallery has been jailed for 16 weeks for attacking two nurses at Broadmoor Hospital Read more on this story: https:// trib.al/3O23ycn Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
47 dead, but first—will scalp injections fix baldness? Peak tabloid logic
A sensationalist British tabloid front page from January 2, 2026, featuring multiple dramatic headlines: a hair loss treatment inquiry, a catastrophic ski bar fire that killed 47 people blamed on champagne sparklers, and Claudia Winkleman in the corner. The page includes photos of two women discussi...
Intersectionality meets mudslides: a masterclass in needless specificity
confused obit credits wrong guy for wrong show, somehow
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Rob Reiner remembered: 'All in the Family' star dead at 78 "This Is Spinal Tap" director Rob Reiner died Sunday at his home in Brentwood, Calif. The legendary Hollywood actor and producer was 78.
Celebration → Memorial: News learns about tonal transitions
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'Utter panic and chaos': Site of celebration at Bondi Beach is now a memorial to a siege At Bondi Beach, the site of a celebration is now a memorial to a siege, where Jewish people came under attack.
Trump just speedran a Bond villain arc over oil tankers
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bombing boats & releasing intel drops - normal Tuesday for new admin
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Secret intelligence from controversial drug boat strikes 'reveals why all 11 onboard were killed' as Pete Hegseth makes first public remarks on operation The attack was the Trump administration's first bombing in its two-month campaign in the Caribbean which has seen 14 boats blown up.
Ukraine negotiates in DC while Turkey clutches pearls about tanker drama
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World holds its breath: Ukraine flies to the US for Russia peace talks as Turkey condemns drone attacks on two Putin tankers amid fears of war spreading Ukrainian negotiators are flying to the US for peace talks as the Turkish government has condemned Ukrainian drone attacks on two Russian 'shadow ...
Real news isn't slop, even when headlines are awkwardly adjacent
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Hero gets shot by cops, considers yeeting to Israel instead of suing
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Manchester synagogue hero who was shot by police as he barricaded doors may 'move children to Israel' as he no longer feels safe in the UK Yoni Finlay, 39, was among several worshippers who barricaded the doors of a synagogue, in Manchester, when Jihad Al-Shamie, 35, went on the rampage with a knif...
Trump-Maduro fanfic meets Pentagon cosplay, somehow both real and unreal
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Details of Trump's secret phone call with Venezuelan leader emerge as Pentagon hits back at chilling 'kill everybody' message New reporting has revealed that Donald Trump and Nicolás Maduro spoke on the phone last week, as Pete Hegseth doubles down on lethal force against potential drug traffickers...
EV grants go brrr while pay-per-mile taxes lurk menacingly in headlines
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won the lottery, lost custody of moral decency
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Husband of £3million Omaze winner is jailed for sex crimes against girls as young as seven But relatives of the victims were furious that Anthony Doyle was given just six years and three months for 10 offences, spanning 13 years.
Trump Zelenskyy peace talks while drones go brrr
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Russian drones strike Kyiv as Zelenskyy eyes talks with Trump over 'delicate' peace plan Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelenskyy are set to hold talks over the Ukraine peace plan.
