tom cruise allegedly responds to divorce joke with maximum deadpan

Someone coined a life philosophy around 2001 Nicole Kidman's divorce from Tom Cruise, and a verified @TomCruise account responded with the driest possible acknowledgment, creating genuinely ambiguous chaos about whether a Hollywood A-lister is actually dunking on his own marriage in real time. The energy is pure parasocial theater—building personality cults around celebrities' worst moments while they may or may not be lurking in the replies. Peak internet behavior.