Bryan Johnson turns girlfriend's microbiome into a livestream experiment

A tech billionaire with messianic delusions decides his girlfriend's reproductive system is humanity's last best hope, tweets about her sexual organs to 21 million people, then pivots to endometriosis research with $2 million/year and the energy of a man who thinks he's solving cancer when he's really just violating informed consent on Instagram. The internet's collective eye-roll is interrupted by the terrifying possibility he might actually stumble onto something useful, which would somehow make this entire nightmare worse.