Big Lettuce doesn't want you to see this (incoherently)

A chaotic meme featuring fresh produce (tomatoes, lettuce, oranges, peppers) as the background. Large, garish yellow and red text overlays the image with intentionally mangled, nonsensical writing claiming some kind of fruit and vegetable conspiracy. The text becomes progressively more incoherent and unhinged toward the bottom, creating an absurdist humor effect. Extracted text: ALERT!!! FRUIT AND VEGGIE TRILE. TESEPRUTHNEBE THE VIE HWMIIER CONSPIRACY IINHIITE EHEET, IF FIRIE NETWHY! FORSE TRAE FARE TOME AGGENDALY! TUTER TTEEIEG'STE FOREVEE!!!