Fairy godmother speedruns your sexuality with an antidick stick

A humorous meme featuring a surreal origin story for being lesbian, involving a fairy godparent character, Rugrats references, and absurdist fantasy logic. The text is formatted as a Q&A joke with escalating absurdity and crude humor. Extracted text: "Why are you lesbian?" Because one day I was sitting in my room on the floor watching rugrats when my fairy god fagot flew into the room she said "listen here you son of a bitch you are gay everyday got it" and I nodded then she hit me on the head with her antidick stick and poof now I'm homo.