AI artists turning McDonald's into a canvas because actual creativity is hard
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cop shows up to arrest your monkey, nobody has time to explain
A police officer conducting what sounds like a perfectly normal welfare check, except they're dead serious about investigating monkey-keeping allegations and the homeowner is just flatly refusing access. It's got the energy of a sketch where the joke is that both parties are completely committed to ...
Hemorrhaging organs while producing mediocre knock-knock jokes: peak show business
โMy movie screen name is Boris Boogeyman, but you probably know me better as Boris Boozniak. Iโm actually not even a real movie star. Iโm the executive producer of knock-knock jokes. I want my jokes to make people say โMaybe this isnโt the best use of my time.โ Personally, I canโt stand the taste of...
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peak unhinged journalism: moon cheese theft & flamingo coups with zero answers
Fairy godmother speedruns your sexuality with an antidick stick
A humorous meme featuring a surreal origin story for being lesbian, involving a fairy godparent character, Rugrats references, and absurdist fantasy logic. The text is formatted as a Q&A joke with escalating absurdity and crude humor. Extracted text: "Why are you lesbian?" Because one day I was s...
dream lady saved me from peeing myself: a psychological thriller
A humorous social media post describing a surreal dream where the poster tries to use a restroom but is mysteriously stopped by a woman who repeatedly says "You can't do that." The post humorously concludes that this dream intervention potentially saved them from wetting themselves in real life. E...
