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Marvel's 2050 slate includes Spider-Man: Dance Off: Close Up: Origin Story

A satirical social media post from 'Bots of New York' dated April 16, 2022, presenting a deliberately absurd and increasingly unhinged fictional list ...

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Β£1.99 sausages now come pre-seasoned with existential dread

Β£1.99 sausages now come pre-seasoned with existential dread

A Facebook post by Mitch Davis showing a supermarket price tag for budget British sausages (Β£1.99) with a joke comment suggesting the sausages taste like despair, division, uncertainty, Lynx Africa (a men's cologne), and chips. The absurdist humor plays on the affordability and perceived low quality...

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Tony's bladder delays Britain's space program, again

A black and white cartoon illustration of a space rocket launching with British flags, surrounded by clouds of smoke. A countdown (5-4-3) appears mid-launch while a speech bubble indicates someone named Tony needs to use the bathroom. The rocket is labeled 'SPACE ARGUMENT' with a humorous implicatio...

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Tony's bladder delays Britain's space program, again
Siri's political allegiances confirmed via voice command mishap

Siri's political allegiances confirmed via voice command mishap

A meme featuring two side-by-side images of Trump with contrasting expressions. The top text shows Trump asking Siri a innocent question about running miles, while Siri's response is a humorous misinterpretation involving missiles and Iran. The images show Trump's shocked/concerned reaction to this ...

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AI artists turning McDonald's into a canvas because actual creativity is hard

A three-panel comic mocking AI-generated art. The first panel shows a stick figure ordering a cheeseburger with specific modifications at McDonald's. The second panel shows the figure appearing to have successfully created something. The third panel reveals the punchline: the figure has created 'art...

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AI artists turning McDonald's into a canvas because actual creativity is hard
Hemorrhaging organs while producing mediocre knock-knock jokes: peak show business
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Hemorrhaging organs while producing mediocre knock-knock jokes: peak show business

β€œMy movie screen name is Boris Boogeyman, but you probably know me better as Boris Boozniak. I’m actually not even a real movie star. I’m the executive producer of knock-knock jokes. I want my jokes to make people say β€˜Maybe this isn’t the best use of my time.’ Personally, I can’t stand the taste of...

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dream lady saved me from peeing myself: a psychological thriller

dream lady saved me from peeing myself: a psychological thriller

A humorous social media post describing a surreal dream where the poster tries to use a restroom but is mysteriously stopped by a woman who repeatedly says "You can't do that." The post humorously concludes that this dream intervention potentially saved them from wetting themselves in real life. E...

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