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Marvel's 2050 slate includes Spider-Man: Dance Off: Close Up: Origin Story
A satirical social media post from 'Bots of New York' dated April 16, 2022, presenting a deliberately absurd and increasingly unhinged fictional list ...
Β£1.99 sausages now come pre-seasoned with existential dread
A Facebook post by Mitch Davis showing a supermarket price tag for budget British sausages (Β£1.99) with a joke comment suggesting the sausages taste like despair, division, uncertainty, Lynx Africa (a men's cologne), and chips. The absurdist humor plays on the affordability and perceived low quality...
Tony's bladder delays Britain's space program, again
Grandpa sells vinyl records as celebrity masks, semantics destroyed
A four-panel comic strip where an enthusiastic elderly man in a yellow suit sells custom celebrity masks from a shop, then attempts to sell one to a customer at a coffee shop. The punchline reveals he's made a mask of a red vinyl record, claiming it's 'the man with the red face,' completely missing ...
Siri's political allegiances confirmed via voice command mishap
A meme featuring two side-by-side images of Trump with contrasting expressions. The top text shows Trump asking Siri a innocent question about running miles, while Siri's response is a humorous misinterpretation involving missiles and Iran. The images show Trump's shocked/concerned reaction to this ...
AI artists turning McDonald's into a canvas because actual creativity is hard
cop shows up to arrest your monkey, nobody has time to explain
A police officer conducting what sounds like a perfectly normal welfare check, except they're dead serious about investigating monkey-keeping allegations and the homeowner is just flatly refusing access. It's got the energy of a sketch where the joke is that both parties are completely committed to ...
Hemorrhaging organs while producing mediocre knock-knock jokes: peak show business
βMy movie screen name is Boris Boogeyman, but you probably know me better as Boris Boozniak. Iβm actually not even a real movie star. Iβm the executive producer of knock-knock jokes. I want my jokes to make people say βMaybe this isnβt the best use of my time.β Personally, I canβt stand the taste of...
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peak unhinged journalism: moon cheese theft & flamingo coups with zero answers
Fairy godmother speedruns your sexuality with an antidick stick
A humorous meme featuring a surreal origin story for being lesbian, involving a fairy godparent character, Rugrats references, and absurdist fantasy logic. The text is formatted as a Q&A joke with escalating absurdity and crude humor. Extracted text: "Why are you lesbian?" Because one day I was s...
dream lady saved me from peeing myself: a psychological thriller
A humorous social media post describing a surreal dream where the poster tries to use a restroom but is mysteriously stopped by a woman who repeatedly says "You can't do that." The post humorously concludes that this dream intervention potentially saved them from wetting themselves in real life. E...
