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gatekeeping sea life like it's classified government intel
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gatekeeping sea life like it's classified government intel

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A screenshot of a messaging conversation overlaid on an anime/game scene featuring colorful characters. The exchange shows increasingly unhinged responses about not showing someone "sea life," culminating in a dramatic vintage-style health warning poster about consuming "slop" causing digestive plague and world panic. The tone shifts from casual to darkly comedic. Extracted text: Flins Sat cri ion 22 4:36 PM James replied to you I didn't show them sea life Probably wouldn't understand. Good call They don't fucking deserve to know 5:26 PM CONSUMING "SLOP" CAUSES CRIPPLING DIGESTIVE PLAGUE - WORLD HEALTH PANIC! GLOBAL FOOD SUPPLY SHUTDOWN! HUMANS AT RISK! URGENT: NEW PANCREA
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