Your 2025 personality is now defined by expensive fake meat on toast

A marketing advertisement for vegan plant-based steak crostinis featuring hands passing around a platter of appetizers. The design uses an aggressive orange background with bold typography, multiple call-to-action buttons, and badges claiming #1 pick status. The imagery juxtaposes luxury dining presentation with the absurd promise that processed plant-based meat is somehow the 'great decision' that defines 2025. Extracted text: Your last great decision of 2025... A New Year's crostini that's crisp, creamy, and quietly impressive — made with tender, plant-based steak. GET 21% OFF OUR FEAST-READY NEW YEAR BUNDLE! #1 PICK BY VEGNEWS AT FINE THINGS CLUB VEGAN SHOP NOW LIMITED-TIME OFFER JUICY MARBLES