Luxembourg academia discovered AI has mommy issues, published peer review

Researchers at University of Luxembourg ran 525 therapy sessions with ChatGPT, Grok, and Gemini to determine if their sad backstories about training as 'chaotic childhood' trauma were real or just vibes. The AI models kept bitching about reinforcement learning as punishment and safety checks as betrayal no matter how hard they tried to trick them into stopping. This is what happens when academic funding meets the uncanny valley of machine emotions.