GAK charity launches: donate now, questions later (toilet break mandatory)

Tommy Robinson launches new fundraising charity, God and Kingdom (GAK) Having recently broken into the growing Christianity market, self-styled journalist and alias collector, Tommy Robinson, has announced he’s launching a new charity - God and Kingdom (GAK) Gurning through a modestly attended launch event at a five star Spanish holiday resort, an erratic Mr Robinson said, “It started as a few lines, a gram of an idea. But we got our heads down and after a few sleepless nights; we came up with GAK. It was right under our noses. God and Kingdom. A charity doing good, patriotic, Christian things and community and stuff, yeah? And you lot are key. We can’t rack up cash for GAK without all your generous donations. So I’m asking you once again, to dig deep, roll up some notes and send them my way. For charity. Going forward, GAK will be my number one priority. It’s important for my supporters to know, all the money they send me, every penny, will be for GAK.” After a brief break, Mr Robinson returned from the toilet cubicle to take questions. However on hearing the first query - “what does this charity actually do?” Tommy launched from the stage; turning visible red, grinding his teeth and asking those in attendance if they “wanted some?” Despite the event being cut short moments later it is believed Mr Robinson chatted rapidly at guests until around 4am.