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galactic empire but make it cramped bathroom towel energy

galactic empire but make it cramped bathroom towel energy

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Some marketing genius decided the optimal way to sell an Asimov-licensed 4X strategy game was to use a grainy photo of two people in towels standing in what appears to be a decrepit shower stall, with the mysterious caption 'tank is empty now sorry' layered underneath the grandiose game overlay. It'...

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selling air compressors by making rats the customers, genius move

SLOP+ By wttp3

Someone decided that a basic air compressor needed an identity crisis, so they rendered it as a rat trap surrounded by photorealistic rodents casually shopping for one. This is the kind of fever-dream product marketing that makes you wonder if the designer was trying to make pest control cute or if ...

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selling air compressors by making rats the customers, genius move
Clay Pitts: because your armpits deserve a pottery lesson

Clay Pitts: because your armpits deserve a pottery lesson

A meme collage featuring a bearded man with a cloth wrapped around his head adjusting it with text overlaid saying 'Say goodbye to smelly armpits,' paired with product photos of 'Clay Pitts' natural deodorant containers. The absurdist humor plays on the homophonic similarity between 'Clay Pitts' and...

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