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CEO too fried to read contracts, so engineers turned law into Subway Surfers

John Loeber (via @wttp3)•Feb 28

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CEO too fried to read contracts, so engineers turned law into Subway Surfers

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Janet's pasty carried harder than our dopamine receptors

SLOP+ By Janel Comeau (via @wttp3)

we simply were not meant to process this much news every day. In 2004 we saw Janet Jackson’s nipple pasty on live TV for like four seconds and it was headline news for months.

January 23, 2026

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