Billionaire fraud bro speedruns eugenics while evading feds
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Rich guy achieves ultimate biological reset, becomes reproductive cells
SLOP+ By wttp3
The Onion perfectly distills the unhinged energy of billionaire life-extension obsession by imagining one ultra-wealthy individual literally reverse-engineering his entire existence into sperm and egg. Paired with what appears to be genuinely scientific imagery, it's the kind of satirical horror tha...
wealthy existential dread meets shock-jock formatting, somehow worse
speedrun of shadows, billionaire brainrot blooms, oops in dark humor payout, premium fall, roleplay of death unfolds, bad in every way
Zuck's redemption arc but make it unhinged and $60B-poorer
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CEO weaponizes company as flat-earth proof—the ultimate intellectual dunking
SLOP+ By HustleBitch (via @wttp3)
BILLIONAIRE CEO TELLS FLAT EARTHERS: "PROVE IT - I’LL GIVE YOU MY COMPANY" Columbia Sportswear CEO Tim Boyle issued a public challenge on video: If flat-Earth believers can find the edge of the Earth and bring back a photo, he says they can have the entire company. Not a
man builds sandbar city, announces he now owns 'world'
SLOP+ By Dima Zeniuk (via @wttp3)
ELON MUSK: “We kind of have a lot of Star things, you know, so we get Starlink, Starship. Starbase is probably the coolest place on Earth. It's only like three feet above sea level. So we built a gigantic rocket factory and two giant launch towers down by the river, literally within sight of the Rio...
trillionaire will literally buy 007's car to impress alternative girls
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