wealthy existential dread meets shock-jock formatting, somehow worse
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Zuck's redemption arc but make it unhinged and $60B-poorer
SLOP+ By Ayman Al-Abdullah (via @wttp3)
Be Zuck >Build Facebook before you can legally drink >Bet wrong on mobile. Admit it. Rebuild everything >Buy Instagram for $1B to stop it from replacing you >$10B gone overnight when Apple nukes your ad business >Rename company to Meta >Everyone agrees: "He's lost it" >Stock tanks 70% >Fire 21,000 p...
CEO weaponizes company as flat-earth proof—the ultimate intellectual dunking
SLOP+ By HustleBitch (via @wttp3)
BILLIONAIRE CEO TELLS FLAT EARTHERS: "PROVE IT - I’LL GIVE YOU MY COMPANY" Columbia Sportswear CEO Tim Boyle issued a public challenge on video: If flat-Earth believers can find the edge of the Earth and bring back a photo, he says they can have the entire company. Not a
man builds sandbar city, announces he now owns 'world'
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trillionaire will literally buy 007's car to impress alternative girls
SLOP+ By George Ferman (via @wttp3)
I'm glad that the first man who will become a trillionaire is addicted to goth chicks and spent $100M to own the actual car from “the spy who loved me”.