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Muppets hijack Clacton election, democracy dies in chaotic felt
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Some deranged individual has spliced British electoral politics with Muppet Show characters, creating a fever dream where Jim Henson's creations are apparently running for Parliament. The result is deeply unhinged — Kermit as a candidate, Miss Piggy in ribbons, the whole circus dressed up as serious...
Makerfield besieged by amphibious suburbanites with inflatable reinforcements
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Someone took a group of people in wetsuits with inflatable boats on a residential street and repackaged it as an invasion headline, achieving peak absurdist humor through sheer commitment to the bit. The joke lands precisely because it's deadpan—no winking, no explanation, just a false premise so co...
Forsyth's vengeful spirit speedrunning joggers w/ J-anthem
Larry the cat stages workplace uprising, tabloids lose their minds completely
A tabloid newspaper front page from the Daily Star dated February 11, 2026, featuring a massive headline about Larry the Number 10 Cat wanting to leave Downing Street, with a photo of the cat and a speech bubble saying 'They're all having kittens.' The page is packed with sensationalist coverage inc...