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Man agrees to speak panel about loving England, knows nobody, asks no questions

A written excerpt from what appears to be a British political article or memoir describing an encounter with a person in a bulky suit with an exaggerated tan, discussing his unknowing participation in a panel with controversial right-wing figures. The passage reveals he accepted an invitation withou...

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Gullis defection: now with 100% more hay stench and inexplicable fungi

SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)

Jonathan Gullis has defected to Reform. What a coup for them! Jonathan will add: Hair Grunts An odour of hay An itchy hole Fungi Wrinkled shirts Porridge Jizz Conker hairs Squirrel food And damp patches wherever he sits. He truly will be a great asset.

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Gullis defection: now with 100% more hay stench and inexplicable fungi