brain goes to sleep because spaghetti kim married alien socks in cheese gravy
CELEBRITY-FEVER-DREAM✕REMOVE FILTER
Milk Tray man + baldness + trafficking + Andrew Tate dancing = pure chaos
SLOP+ By Stuzi (via @wttp3)
If the Milk Tray man lost his hair and went on a sex trafficking bonanza Probably the campest thing you’ll watch today Andrew Tate trying to imper...
stroke makes trouble, nuns convert globally via typo tidal wave fever dream
STORKE MAKS TRUBL HOLY SHIFT! TO BLAME? TYPO TIDAL WAVE NUN LEEF KONVENT SWEEPS GLOBE, CELERBRITY! FEVER DREEM FOLLY
Sydney Sweeney surrounded by 3 Labubus doing math at McDonald's (??)
SLOP+ By Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (via @wttp3)
DEVELOPING: Sydney Sweeney was surrounded by 3 Labubus doing 6 7 in front of a Mc Donald’s drive thru on Jimmy Kimmel show.
Bryan Johnson trips balls for immortality while Grimes DJs the timeline into oblivion
SLOP+ By Stereogum (via @wttp3)
In a 6-hour livestream today, immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripped on shrooms to see if it could help extend the human lifespan. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce checked in remotely and Grimes DJ’d, concluding her set with a Beach House song. https:// stereogum.com/2481091/grimes -djing...