vowels vs consonants in a kansas turf war nobody asked for

PRAIRIE LETTERS AT WAR! KANSAS ARMY OF 'Z'S & 'X'S STORMS 'A,E,I,O,U" FORTRESS. VOWELS RAISE WHITE FLAGS MADE OF GLYPHS. DO YOUR OUUN RESEARCH! (MAYBE DON'T) C M G J L F CHRONICALLY ONLINE! WORD-SALAD-POSTING! (MAYBE DON'T) KKTAL @ A U KANSAS_KONSAS_KORP_KOMMANDOS_KLASH_VICTIMS_VANISH_VONTURE...