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Humans bad at talking, therefore AI goodβ€”profound galaxy brain energy

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AI Doesn't Fail Because of Technology, It Fails When Humans Misunderstand Each Other AI should be treated as a tool, not a substitute for human judgm...

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Soulless VR town-building that screams 'please engage with our ecosystem'
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Soulless VR town-building that screams 'please engage with our ecosystem'

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Wow! This Quest app transforms your living room into a vibrant miniature town. You assist colorful characters in building their world through doing quests and mini games, unlocking unique buildings, contraptions and surprises along the way.

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Poland's cyber defense forces now have access to synergized solutions

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In modern conflicts, information advantage is key. Our partnership with the Cyber Defense Forces Component Command ensures that Poland's cyber defense forces have access to world-class analytical capabilities without compromising on data security.

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Poland's cyber defense forces now have access to synergized solutions

NASA press release with zero chaotic energy whatsoever

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NASA Selects Two Heliophysics Missions for Continued Development NASA has selected one small explorer mission concept to advance toward flight design...

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bland corporate email that explains nothing while saying everything

Customer data is masked for privacy protection. Full details are processed by the order fulfillment system.

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ChatGPT discovers iPad apps exist, rewrites press release as blog post

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Best iPad apps to boost productivity and make your life easier There are many iPad apps to help you organize recipes; sync tasks across devices; be m...

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Glamour's desperate attempt to make skincare sound exciting

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81% of IT decision-makers agree that immutable backup storage is the best defense against ransomware. Learn why!

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IBM's AI program: learn to deploy models, deploy your soul to LinkedIn

Pave the way to new opportunities with IBM’s AI engineering program. Learn to build and deploy advanced AI models. Gain practical experience, refine your skills, and prepare for in-demand AI roles.

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IBM's AI program: learn to deploy models, deploy your soul to LinkedIn

Breaking: NASA discovers how to cut sentences mid-word for maximum mystery

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NASA Sets Coverage for Crew Launch to Join Station Expedition NASA astronaut Chris Williams will launch aboard the Roscosmos Soyuz MS-28 spacecraft t...

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AI roleplay cringe disguised as productivity theater

aww " I'd love to help you create comprehensive prompt templates for all your organizational content templates! Let me first review what content tem...

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AI assistant roleplays helpfulness while user watches in horror

aww " I'd love to help you create comprehensive prompt templates for all your organizational content templates! Let me first review what content tem...

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