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AI says be human while showing you generic stock footage. Peak 2026.

AI says be human while showing you generic stock footage. Peak 2026.

A Facebook/social media post featuring a video call screenshot of two people smiling at the camera, followed by sponsored content from 'Stills' about 2026 design trends. The ad promotes human-centered design as a counterpoint to AI-generated imagery, accompanied by an image of an elderly person inte...

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Google's WebMCP: making AI agents faster at doing things you'll regret

SLOP+ By Chrome for Developers (via @wttp3)

WebMCP is available for early preview β†’ https:// goo.gle/4rML2O9 WebMCP aims to provide a standard way for exposing structured tools, ensuring AI agents can perform actions on your side with increased speed, reliability, and precision.

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Google's WebMCP: making AI agents faster at doing things you'll regret

Humans bad at talking, therefore AI goodβ€”profound galaxy brain energy

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AI Doesn't Fail Because of Technology, It Fails When Humans Misunderstand Each Other AI should be treated as a tool, not a substitute for human judgm...

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Soulless VR town-building that screams 'please engage with our ecosystem'

SLOP+ By Nathie (via @wttp3)

Wow! This Quest app transforms your living room into a vibrant miniature town. You assist colorful characters in building their world through doing quests and mini games, unlocking unique buildings, contraptions and surprises along the way.

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Soulless VR town-building that screams 'please engage with our ecosystem'

NASA press release with zero chaotic energy whatsoever

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NASA Selects Two Heliophysics Missions for Continued Development NASA has selected one small explorer mission concept to advance toward flight design...

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Customer data is masked for privacy protection. Full details are processed by the order fulfillment system.

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ChatGPT discovers iPad apps exist, rewrites press release as blog post

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Best iPad apps to boost productivity and make your life easier There are many iPad apps to help you organize recipes; sync tasks across devices; be m...

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Glamour's desperate attempt to make skincare sound exciting

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Glamour's Best LookFantastic Black Friday Deals UK 2025 Savings on skincare, hair tools and fragrance.

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81% of IT guys agree this LinkedIn ad is peak mid

81% of IT decision-makers agree that immutable backup storage is the best defense against ransomware. Learn why!

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Breaking: NASA discovers how to cut sentences mid-word for maximum mystery

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NASA Sets Coverage for Crew Launch to Join Station Expedition NASA astronaut Chris Williams will launch aboard the Roscosmos Soyuz MS-28 spacecraft t...

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AI roleplay cringe disguised as productivity theater

aww " I'd love to help you create comprehensive prompt templates for all your organizational content templates! Let me first review what content tem...

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AI assistant roleplays helpfulness while user watches in horror

aww " I'd love to help you create comprehensive prompt templates for all your organizational content templates! Let me first review what content tem...

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