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When your communion covenant is more anime villain arc than biblical
A screenshot of a text post paired with an image from Kenneth Copeland Ministries' Southwest Believers' Convention. The post describes a controversial staged communion-like performance at the pulpit, broadcast to viewers, with commentary criticizing the practice as something unprecedented in America...
bro speedrunning apocalypse for the 2026 bingo card
A Facebook/social media thread with apocalyptic eschatological commentary. Users are riffing on a darkly comedic premise about intentionally triggering end-times prophecy, discussing Jesus's hypothetical judgment, Crusade-style warfare, and the theological implications of self-fulfilling prophecy. T...
