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Russian guy won't touch doorknobs, tabloid goes full Cold War thriller

Russian guy won't touch doorknobs, tabloid goes full Cold War thriller

A British tabloid front page (Metro, February 18, 2026) featuring a sensational headline about a Russian dissident refusing to touch door handles out of fear of Novichok poisoning. The layout includes a photo of Putin alongside the named critic, the Ramsay restaurant review, and a travel advertiseme...

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Motherwell man speedruns every crime before Boxing Day

A screenshot of a news headline displayed over an image of 'The War Office' pub in what appears to be a UK town. The headline describes an absurdly specific and chaotic incident involving a topless man, flip flops, weapons, and drug use during the Christmas period. The juxtaposition of the mundane p...

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Motherwell man speedruns every crime before Boxing Day