Billionaire discovers color-changing food, fears robot uprising anyway
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GOP official speedruns family destruction via anonymous rant
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: A top GOP official says, "It looks like we f*cked ourselves helping Trump cover up the Epstein Files. My kids won't talk to me, my wife wants a divorce, and my legacy will forever include looking the other way as cannibal pedophiles ratf*cked our entire government."
sorry ur a cursed failure and ur mom chose crack, also elon's pills
SLOP+ By connor (via @wttp3)
Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movi...
Chief of Staff fails sobriety test while defending fighter jets
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