Cumberbatch didn't consent to unicorn roleplay, the internet watched it collapse
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Boyfriend's not gay, just Grindr-pilled after coke binges apparently
A screenshot of a social media post where someone is venting about their boyfriend cheating with another man via Grindr following a cocaine binge, while the boyfriend insists he's not gay. The poster expresses confusion about the boyfriend staying at the man's house for 2 days and not being on drugs...
doctors really said 'it's just ur nerves' while hantavirus speedran her health
A sensationalist news headline compilation mockingly presenting a narrative about a woman whose serious hantavirus infection was dismissed as anxiety by doctors, juxtaposed with an exclusive report about an MV Honduis passenger in critical condition. The layout uses classic tabloid energy with drama...
Billionaire discovers color-changing food, fears robot uprising anyway
GOP official speedruns family destruction via anonymous rant
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: A top GOP official says, "It looks like we f*cked ourselves helping Trump cover up the Epstein Files. My kids won't talk to me, my wife wants a divorce, and my legacy will forever include looking the other way as cannibal pedophiles ratf*cked our entire government."
sorry ur a cursed failure and ur mom chose crack, also elon's pills
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Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movi...
Chief of Staff fails sobriety test while defending fighter jets
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