Laptop custody battle triggers full psychiatric episode, relationship goals
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Gregg Wallace Cameo Valentine: peak relationship failure energy
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What’s wrong babe? You’ve not watched your Valentines message on Cameo from Gregg Wallace
lonely guy's ASMR obsession becomes a fever dream, somehow this is a horror film
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EXCLUSIVE TRAILER: Manufactured intimacy devolves into obsession in ASMR horror film SPOILING YOU. A lonely insomniac clings to the online comfort of Miss Mutter, a seductive ASMR-style creator. His fantasy curdles into a waking hallucination...
Peak loneliness economy: $60/hour to be simped by a bot
teen influencer flex on dating standards via rapper air travel
SLOP+ By Frxmzy (via @wttp3)
CONTROVERSIAL OF STAR “Piper Rockelle” just REVEALED that she doesn’t need another boyfriend and would rather get FLOWN OUT by RAPPERS, says that her FAVORITE RAPPER that FLEW HER OUT was Trippie Redd “Trippie Redd was my favorite one”
grimes microwaves son; elon wants deadpool glow-up; we're in hell
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grimes: [microwaves her son because her nick fuentes chatbot told her it was the only way to purify his blood] elon musk looking indiscernible from a doughy butch wisconsin lesbian: grok can you make me into deadpool
professor witnesses student's celebrity crush exposed in real-time
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