15 kids, closet bathroom, 45 min window. Parenthood is a dystopia
PARENTING-NIGHTMAREβREMOVE FILTER
TikTok algorithm teaching kids QAnon fan fiction, one cream cheese intestine at a time
SLOP+ By Snow (via @wttp3)
Tonight my 15 yr old daughter turned to me & said: βDid you know Jeffrey Epstein ate babies? They said the intestines tasted like cream cheese.β I said itβs good she shared that but please donβt read any more about it. She said it just pops up on her phone. God help us.
mom i invented a new pickup strategy (psychiatrists hate this one trick)
SLOP+ By π . ren ! ౨ৠshedtwt (via @wttp3)
Told my mom that I'd slit my throat open in the school bathroom if she didn't pick me up, worked like a charm but now my meds are being switched once again
