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Romance vs. Reality: a tragedy in bad wordplay and cleaning anxiety
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dinner ruined by adjacent DevOps enthusiasm
SLOP+ By pedram.md (via @wttp3)
worst part of living in the bay area is you’ll be having a perfectly beautiful dinner with your wife and then the table next to you will start talking about kubernetes
