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benzodiazepines: the doctor's way of saying 'hold my beer'
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Pretty nuts that the first line treatment for a cocaine overdose is benzodiazepines. Your doctor is like, Hey I know youβre having a pretty good time right now, but would you like to be having a *really* good time?