found the tapes, gonna ruin thanksgiving with malicious compliance



The Washington Post advised people to take a ‘fart walk’ after overindulging, and Twitter thought it was a gas – these 18 top takes trumped the lot The US launches Christmas season with a roast turkey feast, like the gastronomic equivalent of doing a half marathon to warm up for doing another half ...
Trump gives Thanksgiving turkeys scathing nicknames and calls Pritzker a 'fat slob' in fiery White House holiday speech Donald Trump has pardoned two Thanksgiving turkeys, Gobble and Waddle, in the 160-year tradition of presidents.
