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expanding foam guy discovers municipal infrastructure hatred, 2024
SLOP+ By Matt Baker (via @wttp3)
PARKING METERS VANDALIZED IN SAN DIEGO. Parking meters are being vandalized with "expanding foam" from home Depot apparently it's really a problem because these cans are only about $2 and can disable over up to 5O parking meters. I really hope this doesn't catch on. The good news is parking meters ...
bull shark prison moat guy discovers eugenics via marine biology
SLOP+ By Trollstradamus (via @wttp3)
He needs to populate the waters around rikers island with bull sharks. Little known fact they can swim in salt and fresh water. Perfect solution. Dare I say even more deadly than alligator Alcatraz.
